The Grumpy Side of Paradise

They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple, but not in my story. This time it's Adam tempting me, Evie, with biceps as big as a bushel of apples and a beard I'm dying to run my fingers through. But there's more to Adam than his looks. Under his grumpy, but very fit, exterior, he's soft and sweet: The giant cinnamon roll of my dreams. Too bad he's also the one thing standing in the way of my goals.