Double Team

I can't stand arrogant bad boys — especially not when they're my loud, obnoxious new next-door neighbors.  Not even when they come in muscled, tattooed, too-hot-for-their-own-good packages. 
I'm a good girl — successful, responsible, and smart.  I have to be — the eyes of the nation are on me. 
I'm the daughter of the President of the United States. 
Dating a filthy, cocky, possessive football player would be the ultimate scandal. 
Falling in love with TWO arrogant athletes in the middle of my father's re-election campaign? 
That would be another thing entirely.
I’m twice as screwed.